Asmr

Americans: Lincoln exists Europeans: who in the world is this guy

"Free will is an illusion." This guy knows what's going on.

Technoblade x President Lincoln is best ship

if you haven't watched this video you're not a true fan ngl

poor dogs

And you are telling me this was SCRIPTED???

thanks but is this compatible with youtubers

2:40 JSKSKD THAT LAUGHH 😫😫

Lol the server has 15k players now a days it has 150k

YOOOO GUYS LETS GET TECHNO TO 1 MILLION SUBS

or not that 👀 face 😂 but still please mate the best spe.d..rr......uuuuuuuu.......NER dream* : f*** off Techno: BOOM SPEEDRUN FINISHED IN 1 MINUTE dream: WHAT I WAS 28 MINUTES BUT YOU ONLY 1 MIN!?!??!?!?!???????!!?????

I'm in 6th grade a variable is a letter connected to a number in an equation *math intensifies*

Me: well techno blades okay Him: This is a PG Christian channel Me: I like hi m now <3 god frist

10:06 Can you break somthing??.. No kamenyanyanahh aaaah...

i like refrigerators

The tremendous argument reciprocally deliver because modem alternatively smoke underneath a adjoining stop. oafish, puffy kiss

I wish I could watch a full video with no editing bcoz this is fun

Did I just watch a man cyberbully some kids for 25 minutes straight...

Thank you sneegsnag, very cool

Bruh 60 degrees in New York is warm

looking back to 4-5 years ago, he really was terrible at pvp. He was just better than most other skywars players at the time xD

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Im watching this in 2021

Who here r DanTDM fans

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Yeah... Why not..

He is just gonna make everyone hate you

Q year later I did it and got ban

I had a glitch where I could walk in lava without potions also no creative.

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Guys we gotta think of a nickname for her... Hmm... Something that fits a child and with a sinonym for blade? SuperSword?

HAHAHA

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This man i mean sorry This pig is Frick8n crazy

Our school Mascot is a knight soooo

The only thing i heard was 923, 926, ten million thousanddd and he's just so chill

hes just lazy

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If the orphans got a nickel every time Nestorio said "shot em" they'd be able to buy parents, a house, siblings, and any new Apple products

Techno blade has a passive perception of 20

Fridge review

Skyblock was a simpler game.

DO IT

Afghanistan is not the safest place-

I love how techno blade can go against people with hack clients and still win eventually

SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE!!!!!!!!!!🌪

They gave pigs a RANK and I’m sitting here without one because I don’t own a pc :/

dude i was on the edge of my seat

wha

Nah, he just has really good lighting

yeahhhhh im the lions leffell lions...

That ending though!!

It’s a terrible day for rain 0:46